ATTEMPT AT RAPE OF BORDER TERRIER;SEXUAL HARASSMENTS,
INDECENT EXPOSURE IN PUBLIC AREAS; CONSTANT DISOBEDIENCE; EATING TOILET
BRUSH, ATTEMPTING TO EAT GREEN PARROT, ETC. SEE DAY BY DAY UPDATE HERE.
SIXTEN "FECES" JINGSKOG

Date of Photograph
2002-03-09
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Aliases: Sigge, hunnajävel, Talibanen,
Äckelpelle, Judas, Al Quaida impersonated |
DESCRIPTION
Date of Birth: |
2001 |
Hair: |
Brown |
Place of Birth: |
Strövelstorp [Streu-vellse-torp] |
Eyes: |
Black |
Height: |
Unknown, may reach crouch |
Complexion: |
- |
Weight: |
Liftable |
Sex: |
Not yet |
Build: |
Long and tall when necessary |
Nationality: |
Irish-Swedish |
Occupation: |
Unknown |
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Remarks: |
Sixten has a twin sister with matching looks.
No evidence of her acting as body double as of yet. |
Scars and Marks: |
Plenty, but only visible when he is shaved.
(not common) |
CAUTION
SIXTEN IS KNOWN FOR HIS ABILITY TO TAKE A CRAP BASICALLY ANYWHERE,
AND WITHOUT WARNING. THERE IS ALSO PROOF THAT SIXTEN HAS BITTEN HIS JUNIOR
MASTER JACOB RIGHT ON THE PECKER, AND HE HAS EXTENDED HIS REACH AND AMBITIONS
EVER SINCE. DO NOT STROLL THE HOUSE NAKED IN HIS PRESENCE.
CONSIDERED UNARMED, ALTHOUGH EXPERT AT BREAKING
WIND
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS DOG, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR
LOCAL DOG IMPOUND OR THE NEAREST SWEDISH EMBASSY OR
CONSULATE.
REWARD
If you have any idea of how to make him do what he is told, in stead
of just giving you that "are you nuts?"-look, you receive a
free bingolott.
March 2002
Poster Revised March 2002
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